Skip to product information
1 of 3

SEO Bitch

SEO Bitch in Your Pocket

SEO Bitch in Your Pocket

Regular price £30.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £30.00 GBP
Sale Sold out
Tax included.

Are you a small business owner starting a journey into SEO, either from your own research or with one of my SEO Guides? Are you overwhelmed by the amount or terminology, jargon and interweaving concepts that just make no sense?

Give yourself a break. SEO is not your expertise. You are an expert in your business - whether you’re a photography, designer, ceramicist whatever your chosen field is. There is no reason why you should already understand SEO.

On the other hand, I have spent a decade working in corporate SEO and therefore understand a lot of things about it. But, put me behind a camera, in front of Photoshop or at a pottery wheel? I know NOTHING. And why should I? You’ve spent your time growing your skills and knowledge in your area and so have I.

With that in mind, I want to invite you to pick my brain as much as you like. Ask me whatever you want to know about SEO, content writing or wholesale SEO, taking advantage of my knowledge as if it was your own. 

Get an SEO expert in your pocket! Over a day (choose a workday, 9-5) or business week (Monday-Friday, 9-5) you can ask me literally ANYTHING via Voxer and I will treat the question with respect, doing my absolute best to explain it to you using easy to understand concepts and metaphors. 

You can ask me literally anything, such as:

  • What even is SEO?
  • How does it work?
  • How can SEO help my business?
  • Whats a keyword?
  • Whats an innerlink?
  • What does “content” mean?
  • What are Backlinks?
  • How do I write optimised content?
  • what does “optimised” mean?
  • Who are you?
  • Why should I listen to you?
  • What is the plastic tip of a shoelace called?
  • How do I edit a product in Shopify?
  • Whats an innerlink strategy?
  • what keywords should I use? 

There Are No Stupid Questions. 

I will not laugh at you, judge you or patronise you. I am here to help you however I can.

How Does it Work?

Purchasing this option will take you to a downloadable PDF questionnaire. Please fill out the form and choose your start date for Voxer communication, via the link to the calendar.

The questionnaire will help you outline exactly what you want to achieve with your journey in SEO and provide me with a bit of background information on your business, so I am researched and ready to help with personalised advice about YOUR business. 

The PDF will provide instructions on how to set up Voxer, which is a free “walkie-talkie” type app where we can send texts, videos and voice notes without having to share phone numbers. Its awesome and I love it. You can even send GIFs! 

For example, if you ask, “how do I optimise a Shopify product listing” I will respond with instructions and a video showing you step-by-step where to click and what to write. 

If you ask, “What keywords should I use for this product” I will tell you which ones and why. 

This service works best at a time that you have put aside to work on your SEO, whether for a website or if working on your Faire SEO. That way, you can ask me any questions that come up while you’re doing the work. 

If you have any questions about this service or anything about SEO for small creative businesses before we begin, don’t hesitate to contact me. Want more hands-on advice and help? Try the SEO Power Hour!

View full details